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ELEGY TO GLORIA WONDROUS
Butterfield 8
 
First thing in the morning, has to have cigarette 
rinses her teeth in whiskey 
she wears dead animals 
she puts on perfume because 
                    she doesn't take a bath. 
Aston Martin and Martinis 
 
                I have more fun in the back of a '37 Ford 
                than the vault of the Chase National Bank 
                I choose the rules, myself. 
 Room 9 with the flashing neon glare 
   Happy's Motor Hotel 
The wild woman stuffs herself with french fries.
One spinster says to another, 
    "You mind if I kiss you?" 

Ecstasy is everything they say and more 
She has money, like all women 
in the movie, she controls wealth 

Thank you for not calling me honey and babe 
                                                            anymore 

Mom, I'm different today 
Maybe its too late for marriage 
    but its not too late for love 

(break the mold 
and you will be ruined) 

The shinning face of self-respect 
torn by a man who must have gone berserk 

She loved every awful moment of it 
    but she couldn't go back to 13 again; 
She threw it all away for 23 animals sewn together 
                                                        in a coat 

Then refuses to marry 
the apologetic man 
of Brill Cream 
whom she loves. 
 

its no use 
its no use
Brill Cream lost his pride 
in the Aston Martin, she died. 
 
Jeff Woodruff
June 25, 1998
Austin, Texas